Funny Eliza

This morning Eliza was full of funny things to say.

First she says, "Mom I have a petache." "What is a petache," I ask. She replies, "You know it's when your mom has allergies so you can't have a pet and you really, really want one." Oh a pet-ache that makes perfect sense. Upon further inquiry I ask, "What exactly does a petache feel like?" And her response, "Oh it's like a really, really bad headache."


After that was all sorted out I was getting dressed and she says, "Mom why do you wear a boobie-ra." "A what?" I ask. She simply answers, "You know that thing that goes on your boobies." The best answer I could come up with was this, "Well first of all we call it a bra and it is to hold up my boobies." "Oh, I think I'll just call it a boobie-ra." Well o.k. then.

So there you go now you all have two new words to add to your vocabulary.